oomshi:

stop fucking flirting with my crush do you want to die omg

wartortles:

wartortles:

its so sad that blind people cant see the internet

*single tear drops down face* thats so beautiful 

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

takaska:

mu5icliz:

jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

chickensandwich:

i told the lady at starbucks that my name was p. diddy and she refused to write it on the cup

nidoranmale:

we is kind

we is smart

we is important

we is out of ice

(Source: normalityisntkool)

android18:

neofriend:

Remember when justin bieber said that the saddest moment of his life was when his hamster died and like… there’s a movie about him…there’s a movie about justin bieber…

izzetheking:

I think we all should just stop masturbating with our dicks and start masturbating with our hearts